When you feel embarrassed, I'll be your pride.

my name is Catherine and all I do is make stupid jokes and spongebob references

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

(via online)

dulect:

listen up you little bitch

canucksbromances:

sluttygrandma:

do you ever daydream of dressing boys in better clothes

the url makes this even better

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

goatcorporation:

videogamecartridge:

remember when Linkin Park called the cops on Sublime for smoking weed

linkin narc

(via a-cat-named-atticus)

theonion:

Nation’s Huggers Announce Plans For You To Get Over Here

sassswag:

All these volume buttons, you still can’t turn up

(Source: gjvenchy, via crunchier)

ignitionremix:

love this deal

flapwagon:

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

(via carelessly)