When you feel embarrassed, I'll be your pride.

my name is Catherine and all I do is make stupid jokes and spongebob references

ridge:

HAHA HERE 

waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

(via safest-heaven)

teenssfromhell:

when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship

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(Source: seedy, via fcukingchoke)

deluxetoaster:

sonsofsauron:

deluxetoaster:

where did this website’s sudden obsession with skeletons come from

From inside ourselves.

fcugn no first of alll;, you do not come into my house with your bullshit skeleton puns do u wanna fucking fite I could take like 5 shitty skeltons don’t test me

(via greatwhiteprivilege)

kimpissible:

teacher: okay class we are going to go around and introduce ourselves

me: image

(via greatwhiteprivilege)

railroadsoftware:

holograsm:

what do i focus on here

try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day 

unflaws:

I slept almost all day but almost is never enough

(Source: unflaws, via fcukingchoke)

davegrohlio:

benjamin-cumberdash:

davegrohlio:

Is there anything more exciting than getting new bras and underwear

Having someone to take them off

You win this time

(Source: ebbievebber, via clumsylittlemissperfect)

illkim:

Me bending over to pick up my pencil

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(Source: illkim, via hotguysandpizza)