When you feel embarrassed, I'll be your pride.

my name is Catherine and all I do is make stupid jokes and spongebob references


I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

(via joshpeck)


Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

(via dropdeadshae)

is it just me or is humpty dumpty making an appearance in the water

Anonymous said: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol


fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know


Don’t be a religious suburban white mom about it

(via aestheticfeminist)


this is a goblin i think

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.



I’m 72% water and 28% fall out boy lyrics

but that’s just who i am this week

(via fairyk8lyn)


I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…